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Ant jokes (26)

Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies![...]
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Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu !
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Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !
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What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !
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What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ? Discordant !
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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !
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What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !
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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !
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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts o[...]
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What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !
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Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !
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What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !
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How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show u[...]
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What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !
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What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !
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What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !
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What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !
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Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !
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What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !
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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !
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What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your gr[...]
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What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !
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What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !
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What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !
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What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant
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Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !
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