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Apple jokes (35)

The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began sc[...]
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What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? [...]
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Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because [...]
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What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !
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First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you? Seco[...]
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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab a[...]
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The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
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Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an [...]
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How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.
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Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true tha[...]
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School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to e[...]
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How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden
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How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take care[...]
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What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.
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Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? No[...]
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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can lo[...]
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How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.
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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? [...]
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Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchard's on fire[...]
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Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One h[...]
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A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California'[...]
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After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's bos[...]
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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone tol[...]
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What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.
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What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don't eat.
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What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple.
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What did the apple say to the apple pie? "You've got some crust."
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What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join t[...]
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