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Beauty jokes (39)

My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why s[...]
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I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's the pro[...]
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Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: [...]
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She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.
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First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beaut[...]
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Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.
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First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there fo[...]
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Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs B[...]
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They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from [...]
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First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could [...]
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A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much[...]
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A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head[...]
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I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!
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Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.
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Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful [...]
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People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations some[...]
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Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Hallow[...]
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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? T[...]
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Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in uglines[...]
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What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: [...]
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A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad, dad' he said, 't[...]
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"My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceite[...]
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A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind t[...]
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Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over an[...]
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Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly? Boyfr[...]
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Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well, let's just say [...]
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Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't u[...]
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She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believ[...]
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