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Bed jokes (48)

Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.
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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the w[...]
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What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake c[...]
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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!
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Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed? Son: I couldn[...]
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Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe[...]
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Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed mon[...]
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Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well. Doctor: Don't worry, you[...]
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The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but [...]
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A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "What's wron[...]
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Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "I've just bought[...]
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When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep. Why was that[...]
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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet m[...]
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I don't think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say t[...]
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I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big[...]
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Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket int[...]
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What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.
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You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's not good for you [...]
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I'd like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress[...]
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Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so cro[...]
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How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.
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I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm afraid you'll have to make[...]
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A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark[...]
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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted [...]
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Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them.
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Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't bee[...]
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Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip.
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Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I thin[...]
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