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Bicycle jokes (28)

While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was s[...]
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What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.
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"Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as[...]
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Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting peop[...]
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My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can [...]
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Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, [...]
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Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing.
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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because[...]
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself? Because it was two[...]
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A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She [...]
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Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy wea[...]
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I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?
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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The roa[...]
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Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called [...]
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Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his [...]
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The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his[...]
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Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It ta[...]
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The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and t[...]
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A math student who used to come to the university on foot every da[...]
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When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it is two-tired (to[...]
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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn't have a t[...]
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Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !
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What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !
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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !
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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carb[...]
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What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle
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Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they're two-tired.
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