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Cat jokes (90)

For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a [...]
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A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess wit[...]
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Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor p[...]
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Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse[...]
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Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum[...]
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Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? [...]
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Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream
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Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!
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Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the pu[...]
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Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: It's meow-[...]
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Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!
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Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!
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Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: They're purr-fect!
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Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!
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Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? - A: A first[...]
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Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch.[...]
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Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!
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Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!
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Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work.
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Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!
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Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!
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Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because sh[...]
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Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!
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Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!
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Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm cl[...]
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A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, prov[...]
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Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?
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What looks like half a cat ? The other half !
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