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Christmas jokes (115)

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their [...]
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Than[...]
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Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little wa[...]
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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A p[...]
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What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !
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What happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !
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Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could ha[...]
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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? [...]
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Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what yo[...]
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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !
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Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he l[...]
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Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have "[...]
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What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while deliveri[...]
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What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on [...]
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Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!
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Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like e[...]
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What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bi[...]
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Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he's always stuffed[...]
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What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !
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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !
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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !
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Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Chr[...]
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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? "A furry merry Christ[...]
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Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not?[...]
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What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof? Tired arms!
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How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don't feed it !
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Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match? Because [...]
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