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Criminal jokes (69)

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, [...]
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A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be execute[...]
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Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day we[...]
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A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do [...]
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Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would [...]
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A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an[...]
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A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell w[...]
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It was Rocky's first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates[...]
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Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he[...]
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Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is or[...]
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Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now[...]
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When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely every[...]
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What's another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Kille[...]
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Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a va[...]
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The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off [...]
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Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.
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"Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50[...]
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A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at th[...]
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A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "There's a bu[...]
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Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except [...]
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Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaw[...]
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What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? So[...]
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Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, sir.
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Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were sta[...]
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I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!
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Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; I'm a locksmith, Your Ho[...]
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"What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge. "W[...]
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A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat ble[...]
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