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Dead and dying jokes (61)

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obitu[...]
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A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau [...]
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A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her hus[...]
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Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gathered [...]
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What's the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead b[...]
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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dea[...]
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What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One c[...]
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What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.
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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands [...]
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What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.
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What do you find in a zombie's veins? Dead blood corpuscles.
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Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.
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First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No, I'm [...]
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Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It [...]
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Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time?[...]
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If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain,[...]
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Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. I'll arrange for [...]
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Waiter, waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who's goin[...]
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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Beca[...]
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Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how man[...]
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Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen [...]
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Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong [...]
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Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she want[...]
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I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well, we[...]
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A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's. "I'd like to or[...]
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Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the he[...]
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The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I rea[...]
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A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by f[...]
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