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Elephant jokes (115)

Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns[...]
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'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at[...]
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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in[...]
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What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big hol[...]
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How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and w[...]
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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Becaus[...]
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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because [...]
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Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on m[...]
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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelle[...]
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What's big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera [...]
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What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?[...]
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What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !
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What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing mac[...]
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What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ne[...]
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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant[...]
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What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellap[...]
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What's big, grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !
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What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its brea[...]
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What's blue and has big ears ? An elephant at the North Pole !
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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An eleph[...]
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What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lif[...]
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What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare part[...]
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What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ? An elephant's s[...]
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What's grey and lights up ? An electric elephant !
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What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !
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What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you[...]
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What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ? [...]
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