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Mouse jokes (37)

One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. [...]
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What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework !
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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty, kitty, [...]
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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !
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Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they'd look silly with long ha[...]
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Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mic[...]
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How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitatio[...]
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Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !
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What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !
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Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !
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What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full m[...]
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What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !
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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes [...]
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What is a mouse's favorite record ? 'Please cheese me' !
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What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three b[...]
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What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !
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Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there's a moose on the loo[...]
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When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats a[...]
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What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them[...]
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What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer[...]
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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty[...]
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What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !
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What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !
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What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !
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What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !
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Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !
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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross [...]
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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit ove[...]
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