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Music jokes (146)

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A [...]
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Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won'[...]
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Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot o[...]
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Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the [...]
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Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: [...]
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Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? [...]
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Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? [...]
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Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for direction[...]
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Q: What's the definition of a gentleman? A: One who knows how to pl[...]
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Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick [...]
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Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A [...]
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Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. Wha[...]
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Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bu[...]
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Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control? A: Their p[...]
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Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?[...]
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Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bo[...]
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Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The [...]
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Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a goo[...]
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Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.
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Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a "tuba glue."
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Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Mu[...]
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Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: Yo[...]
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Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a vio[...]
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Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please. Voice from viola se[...]
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Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola? A: A violator.
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Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It's not [...]
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Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at con[...]
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Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog kno[...]
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