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Snake jokes (61)

There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we[...]
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A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for[...]
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Q: What kind of snake is good at math? A: An adder.
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What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther.[...]
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What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait unti[...]
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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa cons[...]
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What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !
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Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had[...]
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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, [...]
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What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !
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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constricto[...]
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What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!
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What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !
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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone el[...]
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What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !
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What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake i[...]
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What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A fea[...]
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Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so, you would[...]
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Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !
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What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !
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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sl[...]
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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter[...]
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What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !
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What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !
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Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a [...]
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What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?[...]
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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !
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Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !
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