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Telephone jokes (67)

After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, w[...]
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What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.
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What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone.
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's tha[...]
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At three o'clock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a[...]
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Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET ![...]
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Who was that on the phone, Fred? Fred: No one important. Just some[...]
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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wan[...]
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The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think [...]
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Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire depa[...]
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The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhouse rang one evening. When he a[...]
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Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M. It was his Ku Klu[...]
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Kelso met Hensley on the street. "Hey!" said Kelso, "how come I ne[...]
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A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of gol[...]
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Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough c[...]
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How does a skeleton call her friends? On a telebone.
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What asks no question but demands an answer? A doorbell or a ringin[...]
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What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? "Who said talk[...]
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Why is an engaged girl like a telephone? Because they both have rin[...]
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If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy [...]
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If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? [...]
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What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.
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Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the[...]
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Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions).
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How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (perso[...]
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How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony !
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What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A p[...]
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What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? [...]
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