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Time jokes (35)

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was [...]
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A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from[...]
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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can [...]
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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no s[...]
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What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time.
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That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he [...]
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a[...]
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If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after [...]
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Customer: I'd like a watch that tells time. Clerk: Don't you have a[...]
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For a weddin' present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred doll[...]
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What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time[...]
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'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the scho[...]
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The proud owner of an impressive new clock was showing it off to a [...]
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Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Because she felt like k[...]
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Why did the girl sit on her watch? She wanted to be on time.
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Julie: What time is it? Counsellor: Three o'clock. Julie: Oh,no! [...]
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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their[...]
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Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He wanted to have a hot [...]
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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen? Time to get it fix[...]
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Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overt[...]
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One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to t[...]
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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ? Because Engla[...]
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Do you know the time ? No, we haven't met yet !
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1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ? 2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VI[...]
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While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college [...]
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A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches [...]
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What dog can tell the time ? A watch dog !
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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? [...]
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