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Vampire jokes (93)

Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be i[...]
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Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He[...]
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What is Dracula's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
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When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor[...]
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What is a vampire's favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !
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What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little bat[...]
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What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.
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What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges.
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Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in his blood.
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Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghou[...]
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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge? Ghouldilocks.
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Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.
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When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.
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Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get in[...]
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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alpha[...]
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Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the b[...]
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Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup? It clotted.
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Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sig[...]
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What is the vampire's favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generou[...]
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How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.
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What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat.
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What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.
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What is a vampire's favorite sport? Batminton.
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Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross[...]
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Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had[...]
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Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to h[...]
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Two men were having a drink together. One said, "I'd rather live w[...]
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Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ways [...]
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