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Various animal jokes (181)

What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away![...]
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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A litt[...]
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A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on[...]
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There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Tw[...]
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A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in [...]
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A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to h[...]
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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't g[...]
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What's a pet's favorite day? ...Saint Petrick's Day
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What should you call a bald teddy ? Fred bear !
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What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !
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A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the [...]
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Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they'd look stupid in anor[...]
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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ? A teddy b[...]
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How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts !
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !
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What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !
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What is a bear's favourite drink ? Koka-Koala !
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Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda'd to[...]
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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ? A [...]
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Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white[...]
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How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready, teddy, go !
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What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !
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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear fa[...]
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What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ? Wate[...]
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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ? Winnie the Po[...]
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There's a guy who's hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases[...]
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Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing [...]
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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane [...]
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