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Waiter jokes (108)

Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir,[...]
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A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb o[...]
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Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." [...]
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Waiter, waiter, do you have frog's legs? Certainly, Sir! Well ho[...]
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Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they [...]
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Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, [...]
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Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um, looks to me to be b[...]
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir, the spider on [...]
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! No sir, that's a cockroach, the[...]
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir, or they'll al[...]
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Its OK, Sir, there's no extra cha[...]
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Force of habit, sir. Our chef u[...]
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be, sir. The cook used[...]
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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but unfortunately we are[...]
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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotte[...]
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Surely not, sir. It must be one o[...]
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Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you to[...]
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Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir, it's the hot water [...]
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Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1 [...]
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Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!
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Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup. Yes Sir, it's the fly's d[...]
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Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. I'm sorr[...]
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Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it'[...]
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Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Wou[...]
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Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That's all right, sir, it's not s[...]
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And how did you find your steak sir? Well, quite accidentally. I mo[...]
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Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for years. Diner: Well, b[...]
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How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb? None, a bur[...]
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