First things first: Priyanka Chopra must thank Madhur Bhandarkar for a role that any actress would lay down her life for. As Meghna Mathur in Fashion, Priyanka may finally achieve the critical acclaim and commercial success she's dreamt of all along.

Take this. A poke of coke, guzzling gallons of wine, smoking cigarettes like copper chimneys, sleeping around (with Arbaaz Khan, if you please) and modelling outfits that would scare the life out of Dior, Dolce and DKNY: it’s drizzling clichés out here.